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Man, I haven’t kissed anyone in forever.
I think it’s safe to say that I’ve forgotten how.
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On the West Mezzanine
um, The Beatles, Arctic Monkeys, Coldplay, One Direction (fits perfectly, right?) and MGMT. The UK is where it's at...but not where I'm at. I'm from DC. ALSO, Community would be the jam.
But don’t forget who you really are. And I’m not talking about your so-called real name. All names are made up by someone else, even the one your parents gave you. You know who you really are. When you’re alone at night, looking up at the stars, or maybe lying in your bed in total darkness, you know that nameless person inside you.
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Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
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why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
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In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths
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